ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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