He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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