i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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