For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
"You're the only girl I haven't made out with yet" = worst pick up line ever
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
