You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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