gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I want to jerk off but my dog won't leave me alone. It's the most depressing cock block ever.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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