we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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