So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
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