"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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