ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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