There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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