at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
