WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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