white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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