I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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