This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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