I never want to see another naked old woman again.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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