like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
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