Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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