went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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