Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I think your dad took our porno
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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