She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
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