i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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