if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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