It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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