how can u be prego again
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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