she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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