Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
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Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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