Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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