Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
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