All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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