I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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