There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
It's never too late to be topless.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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