Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I have fence marks all over my body
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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