I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
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