There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
