i don't like sucking hair
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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