But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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