Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
