HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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