i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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