it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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