rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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