party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I'm jealous of your bromance
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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