Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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