Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
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