Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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