he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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