And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I fill condoms, not promises.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I just had sex on a roof
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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