hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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