i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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