North Korea, Best Korea!
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
This is the high leading the old right now
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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