4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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