Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
Randomize
