please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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